Lipstick Lover

It sounds gross at first, yeah, but take a minute and consider what it would look like if you had a pile of all the dust you ever inhaled during your entire life. That’d be pretty gross too. Lots of things you come into contact with are gross if you have a huge pile of it. But the human body is AWESOME at filtering things. It’s really not a big deal, I promise.

*facepalm*

This is totally gonna blow your mind:

Ads are USUALLY fake. There isn’t a real Kool-Aid man, either.

Seven pounds over, like, sixty years though? You could apply that kind of logic to, like, ANYTHING and it would be pretty gross. There are little mites living on your skin… and you could probably fill a soda can with the ones that have crawled there in your lifetime. *evil grin* It’s disgusting but the point is it’s really no big deal! Don’t fall for advertisers and special interest groups who use gross-out tactics like that! And, uh, try not to think about this stuff too much. ;D

You don’t say?

Yeah, I think it was the actual product that it was advertising, and yeah, she really did eat it. It’s in the video info, dude. I think the point was to show off the fact that the stuff’s all natural and it’s *safe* to eat. It probably still tastes awful, but hey, the actress was gettin’ paid. I’d eat beeswax if it got me paid.

Nah, only about as gross as eating a pair of wax lips. C’mon, you know you did that at least once when you were a kid.

He’s a guy. There are no mental processes beyond “I see a hot chick.” *evil grin*

What about all the guys who are reading this? They get a turn too, right?

You seem to be more the paste-eating type, yourself.

Are you typing with your CHIN!?!

Anyone who sucks yours is gonna end up with seven pounds of douche in their stomach, bro-tard.